Like Truth Social, But Mintier!

I gripe about social media all the time, but srsly, can someone explain why anyone who's not in the Trump Tank is still using the shithole formerly known as Twitter X? It's not like Twitter was a great experience back when it was run by @Jack. It's always been a cesspool, but there were bright spots out there. Now it's just slack-jawed knuckle draggers blurping into their MyPillows. I don't have any great words of wisdom for our Elon, I'm just saying it takes a special genius to spend $44 billion destroying something that already pretty much sucked.